Category: Let's talk
There's a SIMILAR topic post SOMEWHERE on this board, but NEVERTHELESS, I'm gonna HOPEFULLY open "A BRAND-NEW CAN of OLD/NEW WORMS."
As you may recall from that similar post, I made it VERY CLEAR that I TOTALLY DETEST the "SIR/MR." reference; I ALSO DETEST "SOCIAL PROTOCALL," which is ANOTHER REMINDER of ANOTHER board-post that I've submitted on this board. For example, ONE type of "SOCIAL PROTOCALL" that I just ABSOLUTELY make a TOTAL, BLATANT MOCKERY OF, to give you an idea of what I mean, is that if I happen to be in a place of business, or ANY OTHER SUCH-LIKE SITUATION, or if I happen to call any customer's service of anything I'm hooked up with, and they start in with that "sir/mr." shit, and I GENTLY, AT FIRST, correct them, I ALSO don't respond, EQUALLY, to any PROFESSIONAL APPROACH--in other words, whenever the person on the other end might say something in a COMPLETELY BUSINESS-LIKE TONE, with the PERHAPS expectation that I'm going to APPROPRIATELY RESPOND, LIKEWISE, I PURPOSELY do the EXACT OPPOSITE, with the DEFIANT ATTEMPT to UTTERLY DESTROY the "GROWN-UP ATMOSPHERE" that ANY/ALL OTHER of their customers might NOT do, which I don't care, PERSONALLY, if whether they did or didn't, ANYWAY. LATER, I'm going to tell you about an incident that took place THIS PAST SATURDAY MORNING, where I REALLY PUT MY FOOT DOWN against growing up.
I don't understand why you and so many others make such a big deal of growing up. There's nothing wrong with growing up and maturing. Growing up just means taking on more responsibility, being self-sufficient for the most part, respecting others, and being able to settle matters rationally and appropriately. There's more, but you get the point. Being grown up doesn't mean that one must be serious at all times. And someone calling you sir or mister is not only business-like, but the person means to be respectful. Would you rather them call you poopyhead and ask you to their office to play a game of hide-and-seek?
Terrance, did you mean to say protocol?
poopyhead and ask you to their office to play a game of hide-and-seek?
poopyhead and ask you to their office to play a game of hide-and-seek?
poopyhead and ask you to their office to play a game of hide-and-seek?
okay, oops, see if I can get a cl to fix my message.
but, ya, for some strange reason I think that would perfictly compliment his mental abilitys!
Oh, I thought so. He probably still has soft spots in his head where all the bones didn't come together. Lmao!
I am likewise not quite certain as to why you despise the concept of maturity. Perhaps what you mean to say is that you're opposed to the rigid formality that often appropriates most adult interaction? if so, I somewhat agree; too many people have pickles up their asses sometimes, but I don't think that "adult behaviour" is entirely mock-worthy. What do you say, for instance, when a customer informs you that their internet connection is down? "don't worry home slice imma hook yo ass up wid dat connection real soon, peeka-boo!"?
lol skyla.
Skyla, lmaooooo! Frickin' hilarious!
Well, on SATURDAY, FEB. 28, 2009, I had a subway (NOT the SANDWICH/HERO PLACE, but the NEW YORK CITY MASS TRANSIT AUTHORITY ((MTA)) agent reported for continuing to refer to me as "SIR," AFTER I told her AFTER the VERY FIRST TIME, NOT to, and of COURSE, I was prepared for the PROBABILITY/POSSIBILITY that the matter either WOULD'VE or WOULDN'T'VE been dealt with, but JUST THE VERY FACT that I initiated the OBLITERATED AUDACITY to DEFY "GROWING UP," was SATISFACTORY, ENOUGH.
You! are! an! idiot! You stupid fuck. An arrow going one hundred miles an hour couldn't get through that skull of yours. The point is respect. If you find respect disrespectful, keep that shit to yourself and don't waste your time trying to get others penalized for it. If you don't want people calling you sir, would you rather them call you shithead? Everyone can see that your full of shit and a waste of air, space, water, and skin, bones, and blood.
If you don't want to grow up, go on a hunt for the Fountain of Youth, why don't you? Don't want people calling you sir? Just go to the subway station with your mommy and have her hold your hand. You won't have to worry about anyone else trying to help you and be nice to you. And, when you fall down and get a booboo, she'll pick you up and kiss it for you. Then she can take you to the ice cream shop and get you some ice cream with sprinkles all over, and wipe your chin and hands when you're finished.
Wouldn't you like that pookie-wookie?
DISTORTED DILLUSION, or WHATEVER the FUCK your DEHUMANIZED NAME IS, you WORTHLESS EXCUSE for a FUCKTARD that your MOTHER FUCKIN' MADE OF YOU, in addition to the NORMAL POPULATION, UNLIKE "DILLUSIONIZED CONTORTION," it's QUITE OBVIOUS that INSTEAD of "MR.," or "SIR," I'M to be referred to as: "YOUNG MAN, SON, SONNY, or DUDE." DESPITE your CONSTANT JUSTIFICATION of the INTEGRITY of "SIR/MR.," which SUCH matters absolutely NOTHING to me--YOU, SHIT-TARD, have LITTERALLY DISPLAYED YOURSELF as a PERMINENT, EASY TARGET for MY BLATANT, RELENTLESS, MERCILESS, ANIMALISTIC ABUSE towards you--in OTHER WORDS, I OWN you--YOU, along with OTHERS of your VERY SAME ILK, that JUST MIGHT DARE to RESPOND, on YOUR BEHALF, TO THIS MESSAGE.
to the poster of this topic, wow, just wow!
I can honestly say there's no one like you...and I don't mean that in a good way, either.
Oh yes there are! Only if you knew! Goes by a name of Junetta Dixson.
well, no one I know, I mean.
wow
Distortion, just ignore him, Deathwing and I have tried to talk to him before and gotten no where, ut have gotten a good laugh out of the names he has called us.
Ok I don't mind being called Mam.. I find that respectful enough.. What's the big deal about that you being called sir, it's just out of respect.. But I've never heard someone of business ever call someone "Young man" Young miss."
"RESPECT ...!" What YOU FOLKS OBVIOUSLY RECOGNIZE, but PURPOSELY FAIL to REALIZE, is THIS: MY DEFIANCE PREVAILS--no matter what YOUR JUSTIFICATION of "SIR/MR." could be, CERTAINLY CAN'T, NOR will EVER, COMPROMISE it, WHICH, of course, YOU already KNEW, but the REASON that I REMINDED you, IS because SINCE I REPORTED this incident, it JUST DAWNED ON ME that at that SAME LOCATION where the agent that I reported had been REGULARLY WORKING EVERY WEEKEND, SOMEBODY ELSE is there, INSTEAD, who, WITHOUT MY INITIAL ORDER, ACTUALLY, ON HER OWN, CALLS ME "YOUNG MAN!" NOT only ME, but EVERYBODY is ether "YOUNG MN" or "YOUNG LADY" with her. CURIOUSLY, LAST SATURDAY, I asked if she was "FILLING IN," and SHE said that she's "REPLACING," and when I asked what HAPPENED, she UNEXPECTEDLY TOLD ME that the "PREVIOUS WORKER was LET GO for FORMALLY ADDRESSING SOMEONE against their wishes NOT to be." OBVIOUSLY, she'll NEVER, EVER KNOW, from ME, that I was te VERY RASON for the PREVIOUS WORKER'S BEING FRED, which ANYONE could've gotten her fired for the VERY SAME REASON, JUST LIKE if anyone DID wanna be called (THAT HIDEOUS) "SIR/MR./MA'AM/MISS", and was called "YOUNG MAN/YOUNG LADY," instead.
I APPOLOGIZE for the IMMEDIATE-ABOVE TYPOES--it's the computer that I'm on, but HOPEFULLY, you were STILL ABLE to make out ALL of what I said.
Skyla, that was great!! I should really shoot you a QN sometime! Lol.
On to the actual post:
I do agree, I hate the rigid business like formality of everything. I'm 23 & when "adult behavior" is called for, I act accordingly. However, there are some adults who don't just act adult like, they act above & beyond adult like.
For example: Most people become grown-up & they stop playing. They don't goof off, don't go to the park or wouldn't be caught dead playing a game at Chucky Cheese (or fill in the name of your local kids pizza/hang out spot here).
I on the other hand, am completely opposite. You'll find me blowing bubbles with my siblings outside, encouraging & participating in games of tag or other silly games that the girls make up as they go along. I still get into snowball fights, go to amusement parks etc, & I refuse to stop just because some stuffy "adult" says I have to. So in that sense, I second the motion.
I also think businesses should have a more laid back approach, but not "too" laid back. If you've got business people throwing frisbees & playing duck duck goose on company hours, & they aren't on lunch break, I'm going to be concerned. Lol.
Anyway, in the respects I just listed above, I second the motion that people need to loosen up, lighten up & stop "acting their age" when it's appropriate.
I think you young ones have alot to learn. There is a time for actting grown up and giving respect to others. There is also a timefor relaxing and childish play.
i do must agree with the last person
I most definitely agree with the two previous posters.
Concerning post twenty-two, many adults do goof off. And what's wrong with many families and communities today is that adults don't know how to prioritize and put play after work. Sometimes, people aren't serious enough. Many people play and fool around, but they do it way too much and don't know when or just choose not to stop.
I cannot believe I am posting to this topic...
I'm a bit too young for "Mam," and I'm way too old for "young lady." In fact if anyone ever called me young lady I'd feel like I was being condescended to. Is it just me?
lol, I'm trying to imagine a bunch of stodgy old business types playing Duck-Duck-Goose in the corporate office...
new team building enterprise there. instead of geting them to work in groups on hypothetical situations at their anual business we want to encourage you to love us and live for your company, functions. They can play Tip, hide and seek, duck duck goose and at the dance after dinner of party pies and hot dogs and chips and lollies they can play musical statues, ring around the rosey, hokey pokey and the chicken dance. what do you think? Oh, and instead of the usual show bag full of everyone elses business cards and marketing crap, baloons, bubble blowing kits, and a mcdonalds voucher.
Lol! Glad to see I got some amusements here!!
As far as post 25 goes: As for me, here in my family, which I know much better then anyone on the computer (not trying to be insulting here), their generally the opposite.
My mother was always up tight until she left us & after she left, my Dad went from being unserious to being completely serious. So no, there's no balance here. As far as my community, well I can't say much since I don't go out much.
Oh, just like there are people that play and joke around too much, there are those that are too serious and never relax. If something exists, the opposite is always out there.
Concerning post twenty-seven, lmaooooooooo! Puggle, you're hilarious. That was totally jokeboard material.
Lol this board's amusing. I even respond to ma'am sometimes, and I'm hardly old enough for young lady. But yeah. It's all good. It's being professional. Grow up poopyhead! :P
Lol. Ok then. Lol!
omg, lmaooo, raven, i love you, really!
and, just omg, well, keep this coming, quite hilarious, ya know!
There's a balance between work and play, and some people play too much while others have never learn to relax! seriously, to this poster of this board, umm, just special, you're just special, and not in a good way, neither! fucking roflmao
QUITE OBVIOUSLY, WORTHLESS MISFITS, such as "THE WANNA-BUT-CAN'T-AND-NEVER-WILL-BE-DANGEROUS HELL'S ASS-HOLE," who have JUST AS MUCH "WORTHWHILE VALUE" and "QUALITY STANDARD," as HITLIER'S REPUTATION does, are the ONLY ONES, whose posts to THIS, and/or ANY OTHER BOARD-TOPIC OF MINE, that DEFINITELY and RIGHTFULLY DESERVE, and will ALWAYS GET, SUCH RECOGNITION FROM ME; to ANY/ALL OTHER POSTS, the OVER-ALL OBJECTIVE is to "CONQUER WITHOUT FIGHT." NOONE, BUT NOONE, can EVER MAKE you "GROW UP," WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION. SOCIETY, to US, can be JUST AS "GOLIATH, the GIANT" was to "LITTLE, TEENY-WEENY-WINY-TINY, ITSY-BITSY, MOTH-SIZED-MORCEL (I HOPE I spelled THAT LAST WORD CORRECTLY) DAVID."
All I can say here is LOL! You definitely shouldn't have the name "GOD" anywhere in you're name. You act above & beyond "un-grown-up". Reading your posts, thoroughly & with a fine toothed comb only serves to show you're immaturity. I've read the word "Poopy-head" in one of you're so-cal "insult" posts, & even when you are giving someone a compliment like TheDangerousHellian, you still call her an asshole instead of something nicer to "compliment" her. You are truly ridiculous & probably don't have more then a first grade education. Nevermind the fact of how Ungodly you act, or that you are mentally unstable & deranged. So with those observations, & grown-up responses I might add, I shall sign off.
I shall assume that your only real reason for joining the Zone is to provide all of us (or at least, most of us), with hysteric belly laughs, so for that I thank you!
To that LAST POST: MY COMMENT to "DANGEROUSLY POWERLESS HELLSPOT" was JUST AS COMPLEMENTARY to HER, as HERS was to ME; what's YOUR problem with THAT? And SPEAKING of "PROBLEM," if MY GUESS is that YOURS, as a PROBABLE/POSSIBLE ADDITION, as being an "ATTENTION-DEFICIT" issue goin' on, which could VERY WELL EXPLAIN how you identified ME as the one that said "POOPYHEAD" in ANY of MY posts in this topic, was ABSOLUTELY INCORRECT, WHAT ELSE would it be? FIALLY, if MY BEING "UNGROWN-UP" is NO MORE than just merely "ACTING," MAY ALL OF HELL FREEZE COMPLETELY OVER, RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
"FIALLY," instead of "FINALLY," in my IMMEDIATE-PRIOR POST, was AGAIN, ANOTHER COMPUTER ERROR.
ummm, lol, i find this quite hilarious! thanks for the laugh!
why, don't you do us all a favor and get your head stuck down a toilet, or better yet, if you don't wanna grow up, go get your ass stuckin never never land, so that we don't have to deal with your ass! I guess peter pan and barney will only be your best friends! since you refuse to grow up.
right, this "misfit" and "asshole" is out! lmao!
See? What I tell ya? This guy usually always gives me a smile. As to some of the other posts, yes, theirs a time to be serious and a time to just let everything go. I don't know where I'd be, I'm serious when I'm with family, but when I'm at school or with my friends, its a whole different story.
Kia, you're great! Just rofllmaooooooo!
Obviously, this guy--my apologies, boy, wants to stay a baby forever, sitting on his poddy in front of the TV with his bottle in his mouth. If he doesn't want to upgrade to big boy stuff, that's his problem.
SPEAKING of "LAUGHING OUT LOUD, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, ETC.," the VERY THING that DEFINITELY makes me do ALL THE ABOVE, PLUS, is when YOU IDIOTS claim that it's MY problem, that I don't wanna grow up, when YOU'RE the ones that are BITCHIN' about it, INSTEAD of me ... if there's any LOGICAL, or ILLOGICAL EXPLANATION of THAT, would DEFINITELY be VER-RY INTERESTING!
Okay, Mr. stinkybutt, here's the interesting explanation:
No one's bitching, we're just poking fun at you. Have a blast and join in the fun!
Wow! Wasn't that interesting and so profound and complex?
Oops! I think I used too many big words. Let me know if I need to dumb it down. I know none of these words have made it onto the list of the words of the day on Sesami Street.
He says we're bitchin, and he's the one getting people fired over it. That's the funny part.
omg, hahahhaha, raven, could you dumbit down a notch? i don't think he can handle those big words! only words he knows are, bitch, cry, baby, and, waah waah waah, i don't wanna grow up!
just, fucking rofmao
SEE? My POINT, EXACTLY--VER-RY INTERSTING!
The only interesting thing I see about this is how your body will leave your brain behind. You know, you should donate all those unwanted growth hormones. That way, you'll be able to fit in your crib and diapers forever and ever and ever and ever and ever! Why worry about riding a train when someone can just push you in a stroller? Say, I think they can install TV's in those nowadays. Yay! Sesami Street and Dragon Tales on the go!
Oh, and the girl across the street might dig your hot wheels! lol
lmao at the hot wheels comment!
young ding dong man is that better then sir?
courtesy is given. respect is earned. in a well run society we shouldn't be able to tell the difference. due to your patently immature self centered and grossly overblown attitude, i must exercise the former because unless you seriously examine your motives and begin to practice kindness and tolerance will never ever earn the latter. so boo ya!!!! Oh have a nice day dumg sucker. is that better than sir?
anything is probably better than sir in his mind; lol.
Welcome to Leele and Associates. How may I help you, ya big poopyhead?
lmao, I couldn't resist...
AS ALWAYS, YOU HELPLESS, HOPELESS, IDIOTIC MUTENTS MAKE ME LAUGH, EVER SO ARROGANTLY (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)! THAT REMINDS ME: the VERY NEXT TIME that I happen to know that anyone's grocery-shopping, and they ask me what I think that THEY should include, I'll DEFINITELY BE SURE to tell them to look in the "cold-cuts section" for a POUND OR MORE of "SESAMI," in case they were health-conciously avoiding the bologna, solami, and/or pepperoni, as a safe substitute. In OTHER words, it's "SESAME," NOT "SESAMI STREET," you SHOULD'VE-BEEN-ABORTED ALIEN (ROFMAO)!
ANYWAY, as FAR as the MTA worker that was fired, to be TECHNICALLY ACCURATE, all I did was JUST REPORT THE INCIDENT; I NEVER REQUESTED that she be FIRED, and EVEN IF I HAD, it's CERTAINLY NOT LIKELY that such would've happened of MY doing, WHATSOEVER, so in ALL, it was THEIR DECISION, and THEIRS, ALONE, to fire her, which they COULD'VE either SUSPENDED HER, placed her on "SUPERVISION STATUS (I THINK that's what it's called), meaning that she would've been, if I'm not mistaken, closely monitored, in some way (perhaps "BIG BROTHER" style), by her SUPERVISOR, of course, docked her PAY for either that WEEK, MONTH, or YEAR (well, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT that it would be a YEAR, but you'd NEVER KNOW), etc.
LASTLY, either you'll GET IT, HAVE GOTTEN IT, or NEITHER OF THE ABOVE, SIMPLY AND OBVIOUSLY according to your OWN CHOOSING, LIFE ROLLS DEFIANTLY/MERRILY ALONG!
you fowl breathed useless hyena!!! do you realize that the person you caused to be fired may have a child to take care of a house to pay for and/or hbills to pay? get over yourself. the world does not revolve around you!!!
good morning you useless piece of junk,
Why is every other word capitalized, and those sentences?. Wow. They are too weirdley structured. Not that I'm know anything about sentence structures, but still.
It's no wonder you like to be called disrespectful names. Peple most likely got anoyed with you and called you all those names so you got used to it. Ok pighead, I'm done.
I suppose I'm not helping much. Let's see if we can drive this guy crazy by calling him sir.
YOU, of all SHITJECTS, can "SIR/MR." ALL to SUCH'S INTEGRITY-RISK, and I'll STILL say to you that it's YOU that allow ME to OWN you, JUST by YOUR RESPONSES to MY TOPIC/TOPICS, and as FAR as the FIRED MTA WORKER, SHE got HERSELF fired--PERSONALLY, if they NEVER DID fire her, it would've NEVER MATTERED to ME, WHATSOEVER, because had she STILL been at her post, and STILL called me "SIR/MR.", THAT would've had JUST AS MUCH "FORCE-ME-TO-GROW-UP" POWER as YOURS would, QUITE OBVIOUSLY--if she was JUST AS CONCERNED about her "FAMILY-TO-SUPPORT" INCOME as she SHOULD'VE been, she would've refrained from repeating the "SIR/MR. SHITOCOL (protocol) that got her ass reported, in the FIRST place, because without losing my temper, which I COULD'VE done, I made the call, RATIONALLY explained the situation, where I could've said something like: "I WANT THAT B---H FIRED!", which if I HAD done it THAT way, chances would've DEFINITELY BEEN HIGHLY LIKELY that they PROBABLY would've HUNG UP ON ME, and NOTHING would've been done about the matter, and being BRIEF and TO THE POINT, did MY part, TOTALLY CALMLY, and IN CONTROL, and left the matter ENTIRELY in THEIR hands, with ABSOLUTELY NO FOLLOW-UP CALLS on MY end, and so goes, in the words of the late PAUL HARVEY: "the REST of the story."
i am trying to figure out why we are debating between Sir/MR. I am just confused hmm i have been wanting to put something but i was holding of hehe..
Yeah Buddy, you want to correct people's spelling, and then you go abusing the comma and caps-lock key. Whenever you plan on growing up and attending school, be sure to get your grammar and punctuation down pact.
And how can you possibly own us just because we respond to your idiotic posts and foolish nonsense? You respond to our responses. Think about that!
digressive he's an attension whore we should all ignore him and he can crawl back in to the putrid swamp from whence he came.
FYI, INDIGESTED CONTORTIVE CRAP, MY responses to YOURS, on the VERY BOARD-TOPIC that I, NOT YOU, created, IS the ABSOLUTELY UNMISTAKEN RESULT of MY OWNING you, you LOUSY EXCUSE for COMPOUNDED, TAINTED RAW MEAT! YOU'RE on MY turf, so THEREFORE, MY "PROGRAM" works JUST LIKE THIS: as long, much, often, frequent, constant, etc., as YOU initially respond, as well as respond DURING any of MY "mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally"-created board-topics in ANY WAY that puts YOU at risk of being OWNED by me, that's JUST what'll happen; the ONLY SOLUTION to being on MY turf, WITHOUT EVER being owned, is to either beware, NOT JUST with WHAT you respond, but HOW you respond WITH it, or SIMPLY DON'T RESPOND, AT ALL, if the FORMER CHOICE inconveniences you in any way. I'm DEFINITELY SURE that that VERY SAME GROUND RULE would apply to ME if I were to responsively-post initially and/or during any of YOUR created board-topics; correct? THOUGHT so!
Awwwwww, someone's angry. Looks like somebody needs a huggy-wuggy and a nice bowl of ice cream.
omg, fucking roflmao raven. excelent. want a bib to go along with that ice cream ... um ... sir? Maybe you'd like a nappy change while we're at it, sir?
*hands over some baby formula. Do you want a bottle with that, sir?
i wonder how many people will be posting to this? hmm
do you need a pacifier to shut you up, sir?
i had to laugh at the last comment. why are we debating
Aww'ww, sir, do you also need a diaper change, and a nap, sir? sounds like someone's a bit testy! aww'ww, i'm sorry sir, but on here, we're too grown up for your shit, sorry sir!
Kia, lmaooooooo! Love ya!
Wow. We're just pampering the little baby-waby, aren't we? He's a spoiled thing.
how come you haven't responded to our comments, sir?
I bet by the end of this, he'll hate being called sir; lmao!!
he just want to add more to this topic and to have his point correct
And that's my point, calling him "sir' until he puts me on ignore. Not that I'd care if he did, but hell, it's fun tormenting him. Hahaha.
Cool. I never purposely been on someones ignore list.
Oh. And Sir, Would you like fries with that?
Fries? Can he chew those yet?
omg, lmaoo raven!
and, aww'ww, sir, i'm sure we can find a nurse to chew them up, and feed it to ya, sir! :p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AS ALWAYS, you COMPLETELY CONQUERED IDIOTS ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH! As far as ANYONE being put on "IGNORE," I should be, WHICH would MEAN that if I AM, and you're STILL posting to MY board-topic, KNOWING FULLY WELL that I'M the one that's in charge, it's QUITE OBVIOUS that I'M the one that's, NOT "TESTY," but the "TESTER," and ALL OF YOU are the "TESTEES," so KEEP UP the GOOD WORK, SLAVES! PEASANTS! SERVANTS! GUINEA PIGS! EXPERIMENTS! TOYS!
QUESTION: out of ALL of you "SHITJECTS," as I earlier called ONE of you, can YOU SUBSTANTIALLY PROOVE that there was ANY TIME that YOU'VE created any board-topic that I'VE EVER, in ALL OF "ZONE" HISTORY, INITIALLY, and/or DURING SUCH TOPIC, RESPONDED? IF, and ONLY IF YOU CAN, THEN, and ONLY THEN, could you ETERNALLY SHUT ME UP, and THIS TOPIC WOULD END, with YOU as the winner, and that I would EVEN SURRENDER MY "ZONE" PASSWORD, PUBLICLY, to ANY/EVERYONE--oh, and GET THIS! I, by TOTAL VIRTUE OF ALL POWER in ALL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, would b "GROWN UP" AGAINST MY WILL. The CATCH, though, is you have until MIDNIGHT, EASTERN US TIME, TONIGHT, OTHERWISE, you will FOREVER REMAIN AS YOU ARE--my "SHITJECT SLAVES!"
i have been wanting to know how old you are?
Sir! Omfg lmfao
haha yes i know hes a sir but i want to know how old is he? :-)
According to his profile, he's forty-five. Ha! Try forty-five minus forty.
And by the way, no one gives a shit whether you've posted to their boards or not. That has nothing to do with the subject. The point is that you are an itty-bitty baby, and you want to stay that way forever. Don't you see that? Just look at the posts prior to yours; the evidence is right there.
Oh, and on November fourth of this year, I'll be sure to buy you something from Babies R Us. I see in your profile that you've been registered there.
Oh, little sir, you're so spoiled.
Calm down, sir, or I’ll have to send you to stand in the corner for ten minutes. (Insert full stop here.) You know as well as anyone that you don’t respond to anyone else’s board topics because they are way too far above your level of intellect - not to mention the fact that you would have nothing whatsoever valuable to contribute even if you did manage to grasp the thread of the discussion. (Insert full stop here.) For, as I’m sure anyone could testify - including you if you want to be honest with yourself - none of the topics you have started could ever make a valuable contribution to society in general. (Insert full stop here.) As every single person who responds to your useless topics does so out of their own free will, and for no reason other than their own entertainment, you don’t own any of them in any way, shape or form. (Insert full stop here.) Have we got that understood? (Insert question mark here.) Very good. (Insert full stop here.) Here, sir, have a lollypop. (Insert full stop here.) Aww, I’m sorry, I’m being mean. (Insert full stop here.)
Now, sir, let’s see if you can understand something else before you have your first erection in a few years. (Insert full stop here.) Oh joy! (Insert exclamation mark here.) Shall I take you down to Maccas so that you can sit there, sipping your chocolate milk shake and wondering why complete strangers treat you like a middle-aged man when you’re clearly still finding your way out of your crib? (Insert question mark here.) I thought we might have a deal there. (Insert full stop here.) Well, sir, the good people of the world today assume politeness. (Insert full stop here.) I understand that’s a new concept to you, but don’t worry - your parents will bring you up to speed in the next few years. (Insert full stop here.) I’m sure, when you eventually join their ranks, you’ll understand the concept too and will thus appreciate being called sir, or mister, by complete strangers, as opposed to that little snot-nose poopy-head kid. (Insert full stop here.) Oops, I’m being mean again aren’t I? (Insert question mark here.)
Thank you class, you may leave, if, and only if, you have finally grasped how to correctly use punctuation in the English language. If not, then I’d like you to stay back and write this line a hundred times on the whiteboard: “I, sir MyGodChosenFuckwit, will not post again to the Zone’s board system until I have finished ALL of my English homework.”
And of course, since I know how much you like to make fun of people’s usernames, as in any five-year-old, mine must look positively delectable to you. Go on, give it your best shot; amuse me...
And, I know this is off-topic, but one of the great kicks I got out of this topic was from the Google links at the bottom. For some reason Google associates this discussion with shih tzu dogs! Now I wonder why that is... roflmao
you know what i could have asked if i wanted to so i am not going to let that stop me there
Psychiatry and dog beds are what I see in the Google ads. Hmmm. I think it's trying to say something.
oooooh, the links I see are all about respect. Trying to make a point, I think, perhaps.
And this board is so extremely amusing....lmao
i was noticing that to Bri :-)
All I see are the links about respect, too.
Donkey Ocka, you crack me up! Fucking hilarious! Lmaooooo.
Amen, amen, amen!
I see respect, psychiatry and civil discourse. Hmm...
WELL, WELL, WELL--JUST AS I THOUGHT--my "FAITHFUL SHITJECT SLAVES" have ONCE AGAIN, SUCCESSFULLY FAILED to "FORCEFULLY GROW ME UP!" I ALWAYS knew that I could FOREVER COUNT ON YOU to be the PERFECT FUCKED-OVER FUCK-UPS at SUCH A JOB WELL DONE--WOW! If ANYONE were to COMMEND YOU for FINALLY SHUTTING ME UP, DOWN, and TOTALLY OUT-OF-SIGHT-AND/OR-SOUND, THEY would've been JUST AS VICTORIOUSLY DEVASTATED ... MY DEEPEST, "MOCKFUL (if there's any such)CONGRADULATIONS to you, you PIMPLE-ON-A-WART'S-ASS WASTES!
Your responses are priceless!
No one is trying to "grow you up," we're just babying you. There would be no point in trying to mature you. One cannot turn a hand into a foot.
total lack of imagination. it is the terminally lame who resort to cursing when all else fails.
How "UNIMAGINATIVE" is "SHITJECTS," as well as "PIMPLE-ON-A-WART'S-ASS WASTES," compared to "GO FUCK YOURSELF, you WORTHLESS PIECE of SHIT," which THAT would've been the one to be, NOT ONLY "NON-CREATIVE," but "COMPLETE ANGER-BABBLAGE?"
I TOTALLY FORGOT to include this "REALITY-CHECK" in the IMMEDIATE-ABOVE POST: you have JUST AS MUCH "POWER" to "BABY" me, as you've PERFECTLY PROOVEN to have "MATURED" me, when I CHALLENGED you to, of course.